AS SEEN ON TV
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant? While the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET. Whats so great about Caeser? Hmm? Brutus …
I forgot about the existence of this scene. Best movie.
Maybe he’s just sleepy?
Maybe he’s born with it
MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE
what if i named my blog “appia” so every time someone reblogged something from me it would say “via appia”
OMG WHY DID I NOT DO THIS
i am not worthy of the fyeahancientrome moniker
If Russell Crowe wore sunglasses and a snapback and carried a red solo cup while partying, he’d be Russell Bro.
MAXIMUS PARTIUS BROMEDIUS
seriously this is one of my all time favourite movies despite inaccuracies
and also despite the crew member that just wanders onto the set during the opening battle scene and after realizing he’s in the shot slowly backs away
LOOK IT UP
also, in googling it now i just realized that i have been spelling “russell” wrong my whole life
IF HE KEEPS WINNING LIKE THAT, HE WON’T KEEP WINNING FOR LONG